Dear Bananas of the world,
You always had my heart……I loved you like no other
I loved you more then any food, I loved you like a brother
I ate you when I was hungry. I ate you when I was sad
I ate you when my hair looked ugly and I got really mad
I ate you in the bunches, 5…..10……15 in one sitting
While others thought us weird, for us it was befitting
I loved the way your name attached to the end of mine
And together you and I made this fruity little rhyme
I loved everything about you…..that is until this year
When you stopped up all my insides, and took away my cheer
You made it so my bowels froze. Why would you do that?
It made me want to go outside, and make your flesh go splat
So now I never eat you……….never ever ever
And though I’m happy inside, my life’s a little dimmer
Sincerely
Anna-no-Banana
If I could only eat Banana’s… Then I could enjoy them like this… O well…
you can’t eat bananas?
I’m sorry to hear you cannot eat bananas. I like them. Not as much as I like you, though.
been there, suffered that.
In high school a group of friends had a banana eating contest- who could swallow a banana and chase it with a 7up the fastest. I was good, had lots of challengers, so did this over a dozen times. I hated my life for the next week.
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You need to write some new posts, lady! I miss your posts!